Thoughts on Judaism

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Short diversion

Follow the link to glimpse a small taste of what a religious-run Israel would be like.

Natalie Portman, a sabra movie star, is not known for being particularly racy in movies. She came to prominance as the rebel queen in the prequel Star Wars movies. The article about the scene she shot in the car park by the Kotel is disturbing. Apparently, she kisses her co-star in the scene they were shooting. But, big brother was indeed out there and made front page headlines throughout the world.

THIS JUST IN!!! We interrupt our program to bring you this news flash!
Jews who are less observant than you may be doing things of which you disapprove. Please do not panic or take vigilante action. Authorities are working to completely insulate you and your family from this danger. Please stay indoors, cover all windows with opaque plastic, use opaque protective goggles, and foam earplugs. At all costs avoid contact with anyone in the Chiloni world.

We now return to our regularly scheduled program, which you cannot watch anyway because you are too frum.


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