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Palestinians voluntarily Evacuate Israeli City; Bulldoze Mosques
Politicans in Louisiana Blame Themselves for Flood Disaster
Charedi Rav Finds No Proof of Divine Retribution in Recent Events
Palestinians Offer Compromise Peace Initiative
Charedim Give Rational Explanation for Recent Events
Chabad Cannot Say Certainly that Recent Events Prophesy the Iminent Coming of the Messiah
Right Wing Rabanan Consider (enter racial group here) Equal Human Beings
Disease Eradicated Using (enter favorite magic medicine here)
Modern Judaism Develops Custom Based on Reason
Politicans in Louisiana Blame Themselves for Flood Disaster
Charedi Rav Finds No Proof of Divine Retribution in Recent Events
Palestinians Offer Compromise Peace Initiative
Charedim Give Rational Explanation for Recent Events
Chabad Cannot Say Certainly that Recent Events Prophesy the Iminent Coming of the Messiah
Right Wing Rabanan Consider (enter racial group here) Equal Human Beings
Disease Eradicated Using (enter favorite magic medicine here)
Modern Judaism Develops Custom Based on Reason
posted by Rebeljew at
8:25 PM
4 Comments:
LOL!
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Anonymous, at 10:13 PM
Hysterical.
And if imitation is indeed the sincerest form of flattery:
All Jews Agree To End Factionalizaion: Massive celebratory dinner planned where all will eat the same chicken
By
Anonymous, at 8:16 AM
Do you read theonion.com ?
By
Anonymous, at 1:33 AM
Great post!
By
Ezzie, at 9:13 PM
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