Thoughts on Judaism

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Headlines We Will Never See

Palestinians voluntarily Evacuate Israeli City; Bulldoze Mosques

Politicans in Louisiana Blame Themselves for Flood Disaster

Charedi Rav Finds No Proof of Divine Retribution in Recent Events

Palestinians Offer Compromise Peace Initiative

Charedim Give Rational Explanation for Recent Events

Chabad Cannot Say Certainly that Recent Events Prophesy the Iminent Coming of the Messiah

Right Wing Rabanan Consider (enter racial group here) Equal Human Beings

Disease Eradicated Using (enter favorite magic medicine here)

Modern Judaism Develops Custom Based on Reason

4 Comments:

  • LOL!

    By Anonymous Shmarya, at 10:13 PM  

  • Hysterical.

    And if imitation is indeed the sincerest form of flattery:

    All Jews Agree To End Factionalizaion: Massive celebratory dinner planned where all will eat the same chicken

    By Anonymous Conserva-Girl, at 8:16 AM  

  • Do you read theonion.com ?

    By Anonymous onionsoupmix, at 1:33 AM  

  • Great post!

    By Blogger Ezzie, at 9:13 PM  

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