Thoughts on Judaism

Tuesday, January 03, 2012

New Policy on Fundraising

Anyone who comes to my door or solicits money from me will now be answering the following questions:

1) Do you have any connections to the Sikrikim in Israel, the NK or the Haredim in Beit Shemesh?
2) Do you support the Sikrikim, the Neturei Karta or the Haredim in Beit Shemesh?
3) Do you sympathize with these groups?
4) Do you condone or defend their actions in Beit Shemesh, or any of the militant activity or harassment of the Sikirikim or Haredim of past few weeks?

If I am not satisfied that the person is truthful and that he is adamantly opposed to these groups and activities, he will be shown the door. Further I will encourage everyone that I know to elicit an active (not a passive) rejection of these ideologies before handing a thin dime to anyone posing as a Jew collecting for yeshivas or communities in Israel, and I will advise them if someone is in the neighborhood collecting and he has not passed my muster.

2 Comments:

  • Good for you! I will probably do the same

    By Blogger AztecQueen2000, at 4:03 PM  

  • Here's the problem:

    1) Do you have any connections to the Sikrikim in Israel, the NK or the Haredim in Beit Shemesh?

    Yes, several cousins but you can't punish me because of them!

    2) Do you support the Sikrikim, the Neturei Karta or the Haredim in Beit Shemesh?

    No! Of course not! (Wink, wink)

    3) Do you sympathize with these groups?

    No! Of course not! (Wink, wink)

    4) Do you condone or defend their actions in Beit Shemesh, or any of the militant activity or harassment of the Sikirikim or Haredim of past few weeks?

    No! Of course not!

    Honestly, do you think people vile enough to behave like this won't lie to get a cheque out of you?

    By Anonymous Mighty Garnel Ironheart, at 4:40 PM  

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